H & H Services Do Maui 2006

Monday, March 27, 2006

Here comes the sun... De de dee de... Here Comes The Sun...


Well it finally happend! Our streak of overcast clouds finally parted and we actually some saw real honest to god Maui sun!... It really was beautiful. And for once, I mean this in the least sarcastic way possible. It was awesome. The thing I have learned about tropical climates is that the weather can change in a heartbeat. Today was a perfect example...

Once again, we woke up earlier than should freaking be allowed on vacation time, and went over to Patti and Davids condo (woke them up) and made breakfast. As we sat on their lanai, drank coffee and ate our breakfast we noticed a sudden calm coming over the ocean. The water became this bright tropical blue, and yet, at the same time the sky was an ominous dark gray. ..Kids, batten down the hatches.. we got a storm a' comin!

We went back to our much better condo, and prepared for the worst. Before we knew it... the wind was howling through the sliding doors, and our lanai was flooding with water. It was like a friggen hurricane! This lasted for a good half hour. Everyone had to be cleared from the beach, and basically we just sat in our room and said "oh my god, i cant believe this" over and over to each other. As if saying that would actually make the storm stop.

Hillary here... Fortunately, we surived "Katrina II" to tell another blogging tale! We then decided to go on a little drivey-poo with the Panzers, so we could see some of the island. Dad took us to Wailea, where all the rich people stay, and then we drove to the lava fields. I do believe that in the car ride, the parentals were bickering and arguing much more than the "children." Typical. Sooo the sun was finally starting to peek through the clouds, so we rushed back to the condo, while making a pit stop at Snorkel Bob's on the way to rent snorkel gear for the week. Heidi and I took a little stroll along the beach, and then parked our asses on the lawn chairs to watch the sunset. It was fabulous...kind of hard to believe that after the span of a 6-hour plane ride, you are all of a sudden experiencing this...

What could make the night more complete? Well, mom actually did return the "rum" (aka GIN) to the liquor store across the street. Apparently she played dumb, and told the local stoned hippie liquor store guy that "there are a bunch of girls back there who won't let me live it down that I accidentally bought gin...they need their pina coladas." Mom also prefaces just about everything she says with: "NOOOO! Are you guys gonna post this on the blog?!?! David, be careful what you say, it could be on THE BLOG. Your patients might read it! Wait...what IS a blog??" But not to worry, mom says waaaaay to many ridiculous things for us to blog about them all. If we did, we could easily overload the entire internet. Alas, she did save the day by bringing us our rum, and we did in fact indulge in our pina coladas and strawberry daquiris. On that note, time for sleepy land. Cheers, and MAHALO!!


7 Comments:

  • well cb here... girls... I have to thank you for this... reading your tales is all that is keeping me from loosing my mind... yes, here i sit working for the man (aka big brother prov) actually Im not really working... but, thats neither here nor there...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 PM  

  • ps
    i cant for the life of me remember my password so im having to be "anonymous blogger girl"
    cb~

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:10 PM  

  • I love this!!!!
    obviously this has passed JERC security!!! wahoo!!! not for long I am sure they will pick up considering everyone that reads is probably a JERC!!!
    Love you guys!!!
    Meg

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:21 PM  

  • Hi Heidi!

    This is sooooo fun!!!!! You guys should blog around the world for us who are stuck here at work. You and Hilary are so extremely funny. I'm lovin this.

    can't waith till tomorrows news...

    Katina

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:13 PM  

  • We are having fun reading about your adventures...Heidi, you should be writing for a magazine or something...Keep sending the great "blogs"....even dad is reading and not in his ususal room for reading...LOL

    Luv, Mom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:57 PM  

  • Heidi an Hillary,
    Me not akamai wit Hawaiian pidgin, but...
    Howzit, sistahs? What's da scoops?
    Dat Dave an Patty brot keiki fo Hawaii. Ass why dem scrap an want beef. Ass right - shame bo-da-dem!
    Ho brah! Aznutz, dat Patty plenny lolo haole wahine wit dat gin!
    Ho, dat gin is junk wit pina coladas. Me get chicken skin wen I grind on dem gin ones. Dem strait pina coladas brok'da mout! But dem mak me fut.
    Patty gots one killahz sarong. She no aak.
    Dat ono an boto bikini pic boddah me plenny! Wat doing wit dat? Who her? She go'n get dirty lick'ns wit dat ting. She no shame yeah? No worry beef curry. Jus' joke.
    A pic one fine Hawaiian okole mo bettah. (Me sukebe.) Chance 'em an bussum out!
    So, me talk story nuff already. Me hopes da waves be killahz! (An cockroach dat lamp. Das mines one.)
    Shoots den brahs! I goin hele on l'dat. Latahz!

    You cuz, Jeff

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:56 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:59 PM  

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